"Yu Yu Hakusho"
In a crowded city, as I bump shoulders, I'm all alone.
On an endless prairie, as the wind whistles by, I'm all alone.
Which one is it that makes me want to cry more, I wonder.
Marking it with twin circles, I feel a bit more grown-up!
It must be, that when I run into these terribly difficult walls,
and unexpectedly, for whatever reason,
The courage and power to break through rises up from within,
All because of how, when I run into these terribly difficult people,
they show me kindness, I bet!
Thank you very much!
The tournament to be successor to the secrets
of the spiritual practitioner Master Genkai
have at last entered the semifinals.
Yusuke, still unable to determine who the terrible Yokai Rando was,
barely won after a long fight in his deathmatch against the ninja Kazemaru.
Is the remaining contestant Shorin indeed Rando?
"Rando Appears! Kuwabara's Grievous Defeat"
The second match of the semifinals will be between Shorin and Kuwabara.
I'll have an easy win against him.
Don't tell me the remaining opponent Shorin there
is the fearsome Yokai Rando!
That feeble-looking guy? I don't believe it!
Rando is a fearsome Yokai
that has already defeated 99 exceptional spiritual practitioners.
Every time Rando steals a secret of the Spirit Realm,
he devises his own style of finishing move from it.
He then uses human beings as his guinea pigs to try out his techniques.
He's a Yokai that enjoys a massacre, one fight after the next.
There is still no one who has seen Rando's true form and lived!
You cannot judge him by his face or outer appearances!
If Shorin there really is Rando, then Kuwabara-kun's life is...!
Hey, Kuwabara! Hold on!
Why!? If it's for your encouraging words, I don't need them!
Your opponent is too much for you!
It could be that he is the incredibly dangerous Rando!
No one will say anything bad about you. Retire now!
What the hell are you saying!?
No matter who this opponent is, it doesn't matter to me.
Besides, aren't you the one who's about to die?
You've only won because you were sneaky and lucky!
You just shut up and wait!
As soon as I finish with him, you're next, you dimwitted piece of crap!
Dimwitted piece of crap!?
Stand back, you dumbass!
Right after I take care of this guy, I'm going to flatten you!
Fine! Go on, get yourself killed!
You're the one who needs life insurance, you idiot!
Enough! This is no time for you to be arguing, both of you!
If you please...
Begin!
The first move will surely win! Here goes!
Huh?
Yow... Incredible punching power. Higher than your data.
Hey, now, that was just a warm-up. Are you okay?
In that case, I will get serious about this.
The difference between our powers is obvious!
Hey, could it be that this guy isn't Rando?
Otherwise, this Rando guy could be all hearsay,
and not that strong, or something...
Either that, or maybe someone else beat him before we found out.
Hey, Shorin! Is that all?
All right! If that's how it is, I'll use my finishing technique!
The Reiki in Shorin's body is changing!
W- what's this!?
That technique! It's...!
Kasho happa-ken "Flaming Palm Blast Technique" Kasho happa-ken!!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
He's gotten all scared! It's only fire! Are you afraid of fire! Look closer!
You shut up!
You're using firearms, are you?
Well then, I too will make use of my specialty!
Ochiai-style Sword of the League-Leading Hitter!
He hit the fireball back at him!
Your ball is slower than the 120 km/h ones at the batting center!
Kuwabara, you punk!
You certainly do get stronger with every fight!
Even supposing his opponent is Rando, he's sure to be able to win like this!
Y- you might be right!
Incredible. To think you could hit that back without getting out of the way!
Your competitive ability to join defense and attack is superb!
Even if you do flatter me, I'm not letting you off until you give up!
In that case, how about this...?
What's this? He's started to chant a sutra. Have you given up, then?
"Ineiraisan inbyotosha chimimoryo kaichinretsu zaizen futenshunki..."
That spell! And the Kasho happa-ken technique as well...!
They are secret techniques that a famous spellcaster
and a martial artist from long ago spent half their lifetimes developing!
Secret techniques?
I heard that the spellcaster and martial artist were killed,
and their notes of mastery stolen by a Yokai.
Then, that is Rando after all!
If you're not coming, I'll go instead!
Shrink!!
H- he's turned into a giant! When did all this huge grass get here?
D- don't tell me...!
Could this mean... that I've...?
Kuwabara!
That's correct! I haven't gotten larger, Kuwabara-kun.
Now, then...
There's no way he can win now!
Kuwabara! That's enough! Give up already!
That wouldn't give me satisfaction! I have to treat him to a bit more pain.
Now then, shall we start with the right arm?
Kuwabara!
S- stop!
Kuwabara!!
How cruel!
As brittle as a matchstick!
I wonder what would happen if I gripped your body
in both hands as hard as I could!
Hey, Ba-san! Hasn't this match been won yet!?
Mm. That's far enough! The victor is Shorin!
Ready, set...
Kuwabara! Why, you! This match is over, you know!
Kuwabara!
He sailed just like a throwaway doll!
Ah, that felt good!
Kuwabara! Kuwabara!
Where are you?
Now then, let's return him to his normal size and see what's become of him.
"Ineiraisan inbyotosha chimimoryo kaichinretsu zaizen futenshunki..."
be restored!
Kuwabara! Kuwabara!
Kuwabara...
That twisted arm there is fractured! So are his left leg and ribs...
Both of his arms are broken to pieces.
Though my bones may have been broken,
Kuwabara the man will not die.
Yusuke, when is our... next fight t- together...?
Kuwabara... pal...
I've been wanting to try that technique.
It takes some time to draw in enough focus,
and it also consumes quite a bit of energy.
Besides, when I do it, I leave myself wide open,
and my attack power doesn't rise any.
This technique isn't really suited for actual combat, huh?
On that point,
if one were to push the master's Reikohado-ken technique to its limits,
their opponent would be blown away without a trace, right?
Any human would be blown to bits.
If it were used for evil...
How exciting! If that were to become my technique,
I'd sure like to try it right away!
Now, look!
Don't be ridiculous!
Get your hands on that technique, you say?
You'll have to do that after you've fought me!!
The final match is between Shorin and Yusuke!
Their battle abilities are coming out evenly matched.
Good luck, Yusuke!
Your Reiki, mingled with bloodlust, is rising rapidly!
Incredible...
Rando... why, you...!
How dare you do that to Kuwabara!!
I'm going to make you sorry for this!
That goes for the other 99 that were killed by you as well!
My knees...!
Incredible... Your spiritual attack power read 155,
but in actual battle, it goes way above 200...
Come on, get up! You're not getting off with just that!
Zanku reppu-jin "Cutting Air Windstorm Position" Zanku reppu-jin!!
What!?
What's this!?
A technique that you could call a vortex-like phenomenon
that cuts through the air!
--Cuts through the air? --When a state of vacuum occurs in the air, see,
the air that's inside one's body seeks to maintain equilibrium, and as a result,
your skin is torn like you were cut by a sickle!
That's right! Yusuke, I will attack you with vacuum blades!
Bastard!
Superb! However, in this next attack, you will die.
Zanku reppu-jin!!
That's crazy! You'll be ripped to pieces!
Yusuke!
Die!!
What?
By diving into the vortex head-on, he's minimizing the area of damage to himself!
He won... Has Yusuke won?
I did it...!
You'll be sorry in the next world!
You did it! Incredible! You gave it to him all at once!
I've used up all my energy!
Now Kuwabara-kun will be able to rest in peace!
He's sure to reach nirvana!
I- I'm not dead yet, y- you dumbass!
D- don't go jumping to your own conclusions...!
Oh, my! It seems like it's all you can do just to stay on your feet!
I did it, Ba-san!
Hey, kid! Why have you come back here?
The match is still going!
If your opponent is Rando, this is where it begins!
What!?
How many decades has it been now,
since I've fought against a human in my form as Rando?
What's more, it is not against the spiritual practitioner Genkai,
but a human not even fully-grown! How exciting!
How shall I make you suffer, I wonder.
W- who is this?
The Rando that you have been searching for!
The strength of the Yoki surrounding his body is no trivial matter!
The terrifying Yokai Rando at last has shown his true form!
Does Yusuke, who has already used up all of his energy,
have any chance of winning this fight?
Is that the wicked Yokai Rando!?
Hey, Urameshi! Don't just stand there in shock, make that guy sorry!
What!? It's hopeless!? Don't give me that nonsense!
You've got to get more charged up about this!
Urameshi, there's a time when a man's gotta do what he's gotta do!
Next time: "Yusuke vs. Rando! Sorcery Thrown Into Chaos"
The Other World's not watching for nothing, you know!
The second hand is sharp again tonight, as it chops up time,
Chi chi chi...
I'll never be able to finish this homework, so I toss it away!
Son of a gun!
It's the dreams that tumble away, oh,
That are the ones I want to go after,
And if I stop, they will get away, oh,
So I can't ease up on them!
It's the dreams that tumble away, oh...!